A reader sends in a script for what should be a new Bud Light commercial. The main announcer has a deep, authoritative voice, like the guy who narrates the NFL Films highlight reels. The italicized parts are sung a capella by a very masculine gospel singer.
Real men of geniusOf course, we could also do one for Real Mortgage Brokers of Genius, Bank Presidents, Investment Bankers, Sovereign Wealth Funds, Wall Street Rocket Scientists, Federal Reserve Board Chairmen, Congresscritters, and Presidents.
Real men of genius
Today, we salute you, Mr. broke-no-money-down-home-loan-borrower.
Your credit card maxed out on your cable bill, but that $500,000 questionably located house just had to be yours.
It was French Colonial!
Yes, you knew you might have to pay later, but who lives for later really?
No one in this country!
Who would have thought that in the long run, you would have traded living in a rented house, for living in a rented car?
Short ride home!
A car that gets less mileage than a highly leveraged mortgage-backed security...
Fill it up on my Visa!
After all, you bought the Brooklyn Bridge; you might as well live on it.
So pop open a nice, cool Bud Light Mr. broke-no-money-down-home-loan-borrower; and consider it investing in you!