June 17, 2011
Part of the reason everybody is sick of NBA star LeBron James is because, even though he is only 26-years-old officially, he looks like Red Foxx's uncle. The guy is really wrinkly. What's the deal? Is this from maturing young? Or did he have some chemical help? Or is he really like three years older, which is why he was so awesome when he was nominally 16?
Back in the 1980s, there was a very scary slugger named Jeff Leonard who hit a lot of highlight reel homeruns (although not that many homers overall). His nickname was Old Penitentiary Face.