October 6, 2007

"The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"

Finally, an excerpt from a review of a new movie (and a formidable one, too), from the October 22, 2007 issue of The American Conservative:

No movie illustrates film folks' infatuation with the written word more than the accurate, intelligent, and magnificent-looking, yet unentertaining art Western "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford," in which Brad Pitt plays the celebrated outlaw and Casey Affleck (Ben's brother) is the sniveling young protégé who shot him in the back of the head in 1882. Writer-director Andrew Dominik has filmed the most faithful adaptation imaginable of Ron Hansen's eloquent and obsessively researched but interminable 1983 historical novel. In Hansen's vast portrait of the "old, weird America," we learn, for example, that Jesse was 5'8" and 155 pounds while his battle-axe mother was 6'0" and 228 pounds.

Dominik's impressive but dolorous effort about the Missouri murderers seems modeled on Terrence Malick's remarkable 1973 movie "Badlands" recounting Charles Starkweather's nearby 1959 crime spree. Unfortunately, its dirge-like pacing makes it more reminiscent of Malick's excruciatingly slow 2005 version of the Pocahontas tale, "The New World."

Still, while Malick was stuck with the pseudo-star Colin Farrell to play Captain John Smith, Dominik at least has a genuine matinee idol to portray his American legend. I suspect that Brad Pitt's career goal has always been to become a respected character actor like, say, Paul Giamatti. But cruel nature has condemned him to be a famous leading man. So he's best cast as a glamorous psychopath, such as Tyler Durden in "Fight Club," Achilles in "Troy," and now as the intuitive, mercurial gunman Jesse James. ...

A few days after Jesse James's death, Oscar Wilde visited his house in St. Joseph, which was being pulled apart by "relic hunters." He marveled, "The Americans are certainly great hero worshippers, and always take their heroes from the criminal classes," which hasn't changed much in our age of The Sopranos and gangsta rap.

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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous10/6/07, 3:24 AM

    If you'd visited Missouri lately, you'd be surprised that any famous outlaws or literary talents had ties to the state. These days its a series of small towns with weirdly designed subdivisions that often look like a bunch of giant blocks thrown into some farmer's hay field. The streets will often be gravel instead of pavement or asphalt. I have yet to make sense of the place.

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  2. Anonymous10/6/07, 4:05 AM

    The Americans are certainly great hero worshippers, and always take their heroes from the criminal classes," which hasn't changed much in our age of The Sopranos and gangsta rap.

    And the NFL.

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  3. Anonymous10/6/07, 12:04 PM

    Unfortunately, its dirge-like pacing makes it more reminiscent of Malick's excruciatingly slow 2005 version of the Pocahontas tale, "The New World."

    "The New World" is one of the best movies of the last 45 years.

    And at the risk of invoking the wrath of the FBI's "Child Exploitation and Pornography" Unit, one of the most sensual, as well.

    Glorious cinematography, Salad days, and Köchel 488 are a tough combination to beat.

    Plus the fact that an un-Godly number of living, breathing, flesh & blood American citizens are descended from the union depicted in that movie:

    Pocahontas X John Rolfe = Thomas Rolfe
    Thomas Rolfe X Jane Poythress = Jane Rolfe
    Jane Rolfe X Robert Bolling = John Bolling
    John Bolling X Mary Kennon = Jane Bolling, John Bolling, Elizabeth Bolling, Mary Bolling, Martha Bolling, and Anne Bolling

    The final scene, of Pocahantas's grave, at St George's, Gravesend, is enough to make grown man cry.

    PS: If you live in the greater mid-Atlantic region, and if you have little kids, then I guarantee you there are fewer things on God's green earth more fun than spending a week in the general vicinity of Williamsburg & Jamestown, with a multi-day pass to Busch Gardens & Water Country USA.

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  4. Ron Guhname10/6/07, 12:24 PM

    At the beginning of the movie, I thought that the artsy Western was going to turn out to be something special, but ultimately it disappointed.

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  5. Anonymous10/6/07, 2:26 PM

    And the Jena 6

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  6. Dennis Dale10/6/07, 2:48 PM

    Thank goodness. It was beginning to look like an estate sale around here.

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