He'll never get on the Oscar stage for his acting

Maybe I will watch the Oscars this year - As long as they don't fire Chris Rock from his job as host for saying things like:

"I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show," Rock recently declared. "What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one!"

What will Rock be wearing to the show?

"Nothing against people who aren't straight, but what straight guy that you know cares?