Do male figure skaters design their own costumes?

If not, who deserves the blame for designing them? Their crazy aunts? Blind people? Little Richard? Shouldn't there be mandatory deductions for wearing one glove in the style of Michael Jackson, having the word "Exit" scrawled in red on your back, or wearing a shirt that appears to have been slashed to ribbons by an outraged bobcat? In contrast, little known Matt Savoie of Peoria was the soul of dignity, both sartorially and choreographically.

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