Extremist makeover

An Irish reader writes:

You look insufficiently sinister for a gentleman with heretical views on such sensitive subjects. I would suggest trimming down that beard to a pointed, Mephistophelian goatee and waxing your eyebrows upwards at the corners.

Well, I have switched to a goatee since the picture at the top of the page was taken, but an insufficiently pointed one. By the way, how will I know when the goatee fashion has run its course and I can go back to a full beard? Will someone out there who keeps track of these things please remember to email me at the appropriate time?

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