The Catastrophes of Small Talk

Mean Mr. Mustard recounts:

We went to arrange the service with the minister on Saturday. Michelle must've told him about the bar because the first thing he said after I met him was, "So how was the test?" I told him how I thought it was actually rather easy, compared to my expectations, and that I was pretty confident I passed. He then said, "My wife failed it 22 times." I of course immediately began to feel like a heel for going on about how manageable I found it.

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