As a palate-cleanser, allow me to direct you a page of Medical Acronyms and Doctor's Slang. Examples of what doctors, especially Emergency Room doctors, write in their notes include:
AHF - Acute Hissy Fit
AAA (or Triple A): Ay Ay Ay. Precursor to Status Hispanicus. Wound-up Hispanic female unable to tolerate even the small discomfort of removing an adhesive plaster, but not yet full-blown histrionics.
Acute Pneumoencephalopathy - airhead
APRS - Acute Puerto Rican syndrome (bouts of screaming and yelling)
Blade - Surgeon: dashing, bold, arrogant and often wrong, but never in doubt
BVA - Breathing Valuable Air