Lisa: My brother's gonna jump Springfield Gorge on a skateboard.
Lance Murdock: Could you leave me with the kids, please? Let me start by saying ... good for you, son! It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger. Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're crazy, and maybe they're right. But the fact of the matter is:
Chicks dig scars.
And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!