While my         [blonde] girlfriends admittedly wield what would seem to average looking         girls of any race an enviable disproportion of sexual power in their         teens and twenties, these Blonde beauties, especially the sun-goddesses,         start looking a tad bit, well peaked, you know, past the sell-by date,         once they hit their mid-thirties - unless they happen to be blessed with         strong cheekbones and facial structure. Otherwise, Father Time does his         cruel linear dance with crows' feet across Mother Nature's fair maiden's         countenance, and watching that happen is heart-breaking without the aid         of the Botox Wizard. It's like observing a nouveau riche tycoon         devolving into a shopping-cart pushing crack head, not a sight for the         faint of heart. Unless said fair maiden is married to a plastic surgeon         like the fortunate Victoria Principal. I guess it all evens out in the         end! YAY!
January 29, 2002
Blondes' Darwinian Advantage
Faithful         iSteve.com reader Nikki, who says she looks "like a Latin Dorothy         Dandridge meets Jessica         Rabbit type," writes to point out that while, as I         theorized below, young blonde women may indeed have a Darwinian         advantage in catching men's eyes, their edge fades:
          
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