The         Figure Skating Powers That Be have announced that they are going         to try to make their sport's judging more objective by giving credit for         each move on a degree of difficulty scale. There's only one problem with         this. Figure skating, as we know it, is essentially about being a         princess, not a jock. The more they make it more of a sport like         gymnastics and less of an art form, the less feminine it will become and         thus the less feminine its champions will be. The danger is not so much         that skating will crown as winners more burly women like Tonya         Harding, who are strong jumpers, but then so was Charles Barkley.         No, the risk is that skating will be overrun by more pre-pubescent girls         like Tara "The Human Drill Bit" Lipinksi, the 15 year         old who took the gold in 1998 with her high-RPM jumps.
The physical difference between a little         girl and a woman is basically body fat. Women have higher body fat         percentages than girls (more body fat is bad in just about any sport not         involving massive heat loss like English Channel swimming or Iditarod         dogsled mushing). And their weight is distributed farther from their         vertical axis (i.e., they have T&A). Recall how skaters spin faster         at the ends of their routines when they pull their arms in. It's basic         physics. The same applies with T&A. A womanly beauty like Katarina         Witt could never attain the RPM necessary to jump like the stick         insect-like Lipinski. Gymnastics has been overrun by pre-pubescents         for years (e.g., 14 year old Nadia Comaneci in 1976). That's why they         had to set a minimum age of 16 for Olympics "women's"         gymnastics. Unfortunately, that just means girls try to delay puberty         with dieting, exercise, and drugs, with God-knows-what long term         health effects. Ultimately, womanly grace is awfully hard         to quantify, but we sure know it when we see it. It would be sad         to penalize that in the name of making skating judging more objective.
 
 
 
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