|The Golden Tool|
July 3, 2013
FWD.us (a.k.a., the National Association for the Advancement of Billionaire People) is at it again. Mark Zuckerberg's 30 second spot is called "Emma" and it features, you guessed it, the Statue of Liberty along with a rewrite of Emma Lazarus's schmaltzy poem to wedge in some new jargon, like "And give me the influencers." I didn't hear the term "disrupters" in there, but hopefully that word will be in the 60 second version.
Here's the automatic transcript on Youtube of the narration:
0:02 give me do it right your poorer huddled masses yearning to breathe
0:09 and kids who need the influences
0:14 talent that is searching for a purpose
0:20 send all of these
0:22 brown this going to mean
0:25 agnes time and decides the golden tool
I couldn't have said it better myself.
In evaluating this ad, keep in mind that there are days, even weeks, when Zuckerberg's net worth drops from 11 digits to only 10 digits, so show some mercy to poor Zuck.
By Steve Sailer on 7/03/2013