June 22, 2005

Yeesh: Starlets going blonde

As Kevin Michael Grace has pointed out, the definition of female beauty in our culture appears to be getting narrower, asymptotically approaching that of Hugh Hefner's seven identical blonde girlfriends. For example, on the left is the old Jessica Alba. On the right, the New and Improved Jessica Alba

Well, that's a huge improvement!

And here are the old and new Lindsay Lohans, in her quest to look twice her age:

Watch out, Goldie Hawn! Lindsay will be stealing your roles.

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