May 13, 2006

Cochran and Parker Try to Figure Out Why Bush Hates America

Parapundit offers Greg Cochran's list of theories of why the President is trying to ruin our country ("Maybe he's a Skoptsy"), and then adds his own. Readers are invited to see if they can be more creative.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George W. Bush

A reader writes:

I think when he was young and crazy, he took one too many lost week-ends South of the Border. Knowing that this was the scion of a famous political family, W was captured by agents of the Mexican government. After months of torture and reconditioning he was dumped in a Houston apartment complex parking lot in the middle of the night - with no memory of the ordeal - but an unbreakable agenda burned into his broken spirit. Run for President and unite the populations of the US and Mexico.

He was to become ''The Muchacho Candidate''.

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