June 27, 2009

"Slumdog Millionaire"

Traditionally, I post on iSteve teaser excerpts from my movie reviews when I write them, then post the whole thing here months later after the DVD comes out. So, here's last winter's full-length American Conservative review of the Oscar Best Picture-winner "Slumdog Millionaire:"
After sweeping the Golden Globe awards, “Slumdog Millionaire,” the plucky movie about an uneducated underdog from the slums of Bombay who wins 20 million rupees on the local version of the quiz show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, has become the Oscar race overdog.

Seven-year-old Jamal and his older brother Salim are orphaned in 1992 when Hindu nationalist mobs torch their Muslim slum in Bombay. (Or “Mumbai,” as the Shiv Sena politicians who fomented these pogroms renamed the city in 1996. Although trendy Westerners all use “Mumbai” now, no locals call their famous film industry “Mullywood.”)

In their Dickensian struggle to survive, the brothers, along with a pretty foundling girl named Latika, scavenge in a vast garbage dump. They are lured away to an “orphanage” run by a Fagin-like impresario of child beggars who blinds his best prospects to make them more pitiable. Fortunately, they escape to peddle snacks on India’s famous trains and guide gullible Western tourists around the Taj Mahal. As adolescents, they finally make it back to Bombay to try to rescue Latika from the pimp. Salim becomes a hit man, while Jamal sticks to humble but honest work.

Six years of economic growth later, Jamal, now delivering tea in an outsourced call center, finds Latika enslaved as the moll of his brother’s mob boss. (I suspect this plot twist was hoary when Jimmy Cagney was young …) To make enough money to run off with his beloved, Jamal goes on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. There, as fate, karma, or kismet would have it, he finds he knows the answer to each trivia question because it had already come up at a memorably dramatic moment in his life.

Jamal’s run of good fortune entrances India, but the evil game show host (who resembles a subcontinental version of comedian Dennis Miller), doesn’t care about his booming ratings. Before the final round, he has Jamal arrested and tortured to find out how he’s cheating. By recounting his life in flashback, Jamal convinces the police captain of his true-heartedness and returns for the final showdown question.

Unfortunately, “Slumdog’s” success in the year-end awards largely reflects a lack of competition. The film contains, in theory, most of the elements of a crowd pleaser, but the actual product turns out to be less enjoyable to watch than a good episode of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

One problem is aesthetic. The specialty of eclectic British director Danny Boyle (“Trainspotting”) is cranking the kinetic energy onscreen up to 11. He revitalized the zombie genre with “28 Days Later” by having the rotting undead sprint after their terrified prey like Usain Bolt. Granted, turbocharging dilapidated zombies didn’t make much sense, but it was exciting. Similarly, Boyle’s directorial razzmatazz made a young lad’s life in an English exurb look eventful in the underrated “Millions.”

Bombay, however, doesn’t need to be juiced with the latest video fads. As Salman Rushdie has noted, Indian cities induce sensory overload (most famously conveyed by the bravura opening chapter of Kipling’s Kim). A more stately approach, such as David Lean’s in “A Passage to India,” would have been more watchable. Boyle comes up with one useful innovation—floating subtitles onscreen next to the character speaking (about one-third of the dialogue is in Hindi). Overall, though, the combination of the teeming masses of India’s “maximum city” and Boyle’s zap-pow digital dynamics is exhausting.

Worse, the script is as on-the-nose as the dog comedy “Marley and Me.” Sadly, Boyle and screenwriter Simon Beaufoy didn’t trust their gimmick. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire has been a hit around the world because its slow pacing (the opposite of Jeopardy!) allows viewers to think along with the contestant as he talks out his thought processes. Thinking is fun.

“Crash” (an equally contrived but more interactive film) allowed viewers a half minute to rewind the plot in their heads and figure out for themselves the climactic conundrum of why nobody was killed when the angry Iranian shot the Mexican locksmith’s angelic daughter at point-blank range.

Sadly, “Slumdog Millionaire” doesn’t encourage any thinking about earlier scenes. Instead, each quiz question is followed by a lengthy flashback ending with The Answer. For example, after “Who invented the revolver?” comes Jamal’s recollection that concludes with his gangster brother waving a gun around and shouting, “The man with the Colt .45 says shut up!”

Okay, we get it.

Rated R for some violence, disturbing images and language.

My published articles are archived at iSteve.com -- Steve Sailer


Takahata Y said...

I thought this movie exploited barely of the possibilities of the setting. Having visited Bombay, I find it a very confusing and unique place, a mish-mash of educated and uneducated, rich and poor, westernized and traditional, etc...a city of opposites. They didn't exploit that in this movie at all. Heck the film could have taken place in New York. Why even have the foreign setting?

Anonymous said...

i was actually surprised they showed muslims getting wacked by hindu mobs...but most people who I talked to who saw it didn't even pick that up.

In the book which the movie's based on I think the main character's name is Thomas Ram Muhumed, and he was first raised by a priest (thus thomas)

Anonymous said...

Kind of OT but 28 Days later did not have zombies per se. The movie had plague victims who were alive. That's why they were fast. They had mutant rabies from Hell.

Back OT no way no how would I see the Slumdog movie. It just sounds too damn hokie and contrived.

Anonymous said...

i was actually surprised they showed muslims getting wacked by hindu mobs

You shouldn't be. Movies in India are just as left wing as movies here. When you hear "Hindu mobs", think "Christian abortion clinic bombers". When you hear "sectarian violence", think "cycle of violence". The point is to overstate the frequency of the *occasional* violent reaction by the civilized majority (Christians, Hindus, Jews) and always omit the regular Muslim violence.

The reality is that India is subject to more Muslim terrorist attacks than any place in the world other than Iraq (with Israel at #3).

The media is covering it up, but every once in a while a bit of truth comes out, at least if you have your secret decoder ring on:


Over the past several years, terrorist attacks in India have become an everyday presence in everyday places. The targets seem to have nothing in common except that they are ordinary and brazenly easy to strike.

A report last year by the National Counterterrorism Center in Washington concluded that from January 2004 to March 2007, the death toll from terrorist attacks in India was 3,674, second only to that in Iraq during the same period.

So of course with this as backdrop we are treated to movies like Slumdog about heroic Muslims and vile Hindus. Just as we get wall-to-wall coverage in the US about von Brunn and none about the Wichita Massacre.

Anonymous said...

Would you mind making a page where readers could see links to all of your movie reviews, excepting American Conservative ones that haven't hit DVD? Your current page only shows movies up to 2006.

Anonymous said...

You shouldn't be. Movies in India are just as left wing as movies here. When you hear "Hindu mobs", think "Christian abortion clinic bombers".

Muslims dominated and control the Hindi film industry - just like jews do here. Notice how many male 'khan' actors there are - the actresses, however are usually hindi, the same, increasingly in hollywood, they are phasing out the Gentile male lead and keeping the pretty shiska (only so far you can stretch people's imaginations)

That said, India's main violence is from the ultra nationalist (hindi) parties, and they also attack Christians.

Anonymous said...

That said, India's main violence is from the ultra nationalist (hindi) parties, and they also attack Christians.

There is probably at least an order of magnitude greater violence, murder and ethnic cleansing caused by Christians against Hindus than vice versa in India.